A Funny thing happened on the way to the audition

by Mason
in auditions, Rando Randomness
on March 1, 2019

Funny now anyway. Not so much Tuesday on the turnpike, miles from the Hickory Run rest stop. All of a sudden, one of those suspicious farts. Alarming, you might say. A red…um…brown flag, if you will.

Uh-oh.

State Police out in force, lots of speed traps and cars pulled over to the side of the road, so not a good idea to speed. Thank goodness most of the turnpike is 70 MPH now. I had classic Margaret Cho running through my head for most of it. I won’t repeat the bit here, but it involved driving with your index fingers out at ten and two on the wheel. Hilarity ensued.

Anyway, long story short, I’m banned from the Hickory Run and Allentown rest areas on the Northeast Extension of the PA Turnpike. Oops.

Not really, but close. The experience must have added a certain je nais se quoi to my audition, because I have a callback on Monday. Very exciting.